guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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assholes-and-elbowss:

getoffmybloghoe:

it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order

Or write songs in the order they’re listed on the album